This one's for the ladies

Ladies...

First of all it is cold out... really cold so put some sensible clothes on. No more belly bearing shirts and flimsy skirt. I know you want to look cute for the boy in Chem class but really, all he is thinking about is how cold you look. Cold and Stupid != Cute. Stop with the miniskirt and fuzzy boots. It just looks dumb. But my real advice is for all of you waering high heels with your blue jeans. Blue jeans. Beside the fact that this makes you look like a cheap hooker, if you insist on this fashion faux-pas please remember these rules.

1) Know how to walk in heels. Having to keep your knees bent to walk is not attractive.

2) Do not wear jeans so tight that they inhibit the natural movement of the leg - the ability to count the stiches in your thong is should not be possible through denim.

3) Do not... *I must repeat*... DO NOT wear stylish jeans and four-inch black heels with WHITE ATHLETIC SOCKS. This maybe a sign that your feet are cold... and you should buy some good stompy boots.

Thank you.
-Fashion Witness.