Why am I always stalked by furries??

I keep running journals of furry artists (it just seems to happen)... this keeps popping up on all their journals - meme! bad meme! bad meme!
sparing myself the mojo (sorry wolfka) I am just going to post it.
Ignore if you will....

"A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer.
He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.
The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.

Now that you have read the chant,
you will meet this little girl.
In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.
She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.
If you post this, she will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded."


why me??