I only go to class...

... to hear the wacky quotes of my professor.

In reference the to feminists of the 1960's taking issue with classic fairy tales:

"There are better stories out there that show strong women with non-traditional or different choices besides a prince and a single-income household."

In reference to the Kavevala:

"Those Finns... sometimes it is so clear that they spend half the year in darkness and the other half drunk."