This one's for the ladies

[techdragon]

Ladies...

First of all it is cold out... really cold so put some sensible clothes on. No more belly bearing shirts and flimsy skirt. I know you want to look cute for the boy in Chem class but really, all he is thinking about is how cold you look. Cold and Stupid != Cute. Stop with the miniskirt and fuzzy boots. It just looks dumb. But my real advice is for all of you waering high heels with your blue jeans. Blue jeans. Beside the fact that this makes you look like a cheap hooker, if you insist on this fashion faux-pas please remember these rules.

1) Know how to walk in heels. Having to keep your knees bent to walk is not attractive.

2) Do not wear jeans so tight that they inhibit the natural movement of the leg - the ability to count the stiches in your thong is should not be possible through denim.

3) Do not... *I must repeat*... DO NOT wear stylish jeans and four-inch black heels with WHITE ATHLETIC SOCKS. This maybe a sign that your feet are cold... and you should buy some good stompy boots.

Thank you.
-Fashion Witness.

Comments

[bardhorse.livejournal.com]

DO NOT wear stylish jeans and four-inch black heels with WHITE ATHLETIC SOCKS.

*shudder*

I can't believe that some women don't know that this is bad.

[kitnish.livejournal.com]

LOL! :) Good advice.

[alyska.livejournal.com]

there's many a time i've wanted to put this on business cards to hand out to girls (or guys) just like this.

[catnapping.livejournal.com]

So I'm not working tonight. I'm running out to Archiver's soonly to get a few things done. Call me to let me know if J is home tonight or not.

[drakenfly.livejournal.com]

LOL.

I think "Wear a hat" is advice that will also be ignored by these people.

[techdragon.livejournal.com]

Hats would mess up their *perfect* hair :)

[jane]

hee! that's awesome. :D

and I'd add that doing the "drunk shivver" down on State St. on a Friday/Saturday night makes one look stupid and incontinent rather than sexy and fetching.

grrr... The stupidity abounds on this not so lush or volcanic isle.

[sabonai.livejournal.com]

I hate those pointy high heels anyway. Come on people, be good to your feet.

[indigo-eyz.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is if you need a can opener to get out of your pants at the end of the day, they are too damn tight!