techdragon: (Default)
2006-11-17 11:21 am
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F*ck you, homeowner!

Fine.

I'll admit it.
I am a bit bitter today and just "not in the mood" but this just rubs me raw.

Holiday Lights Can Burn Hole In Wallet: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15763468/
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So. Okay. If you have enough money just sitting there to spend $485 a month to light your Christmas lights - just fuck you. How about you use to that to pay for someone elses' heat bill for the winter? You say it is an "at least an extra $250 on top of your normal bill"? Well, my heat is about $135 a month for winter - you could afford to pay for two people heat for the entire month with that difference. I have to add additional blankets to the kids beds and my own and practically sleep in a sweatshirt and you get to light your house up with a tacky nativity scene to prove how god-loving you are during the holiday season.

And sure, the City is switching to LED light - saving enough money to heat 19 homes for a year - where is that savings going to go? Are they going to send out a bill to 19 people saying "We Paid It!!!!" or are they just going to adjust it out of the damn budget and still keep harping us for the money. It isn't even that cold yet and still, things are tight. Get a perspective people. This is stupid.
techdragon: (Default)
2004-12-03 11:55 am
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This one's for the ladies

Ladies...

First of all it is cold out... really cold so put some sensible clothes on. No more belly bearing shirts and flimsy skirt. I know you want to look cute for the boy in Chem class but really, all he is thinking about is how cold you look. Cold and Stupid != Cute. Stop with the miniskirt and fuzzy boots. It just looks dumb. But my real advice is for all of you waering high heels with your blue jeans. Blue jeans. Beside the fact that this makes you look like a cheap hooker, if you insist on this fashion faux-pas please remember these rules.

1) Know how to walk in heels. Having to keep your knees bent to walk is not attractive.

2) Do not wear jeans so tight that they inhibit the natural movement of the leg - the ability to count the stiches in your thong is should not be possible through denim.

3) Do not... *I must repeat*... DO NOT wear stylish jeans and four-inch black heels with WHITE ATHLETIC SOCKS. This maybe a sign that your feet are cold... and you should buy some good stompy boots.

Thank you.
-Fashion Witness.